His name is Trevor.
Seems a very British name.
Well, ‘allo Trevor!
Along Edgware Road,
Montez mangias on shawarma.
Both white and red sauce.
(Note: Shawarma can be a three-syllable word, but I have never used more than two, so it’s writing in my colloquial.)
A bear in London,
is no werewolf of London.
Still, be wary, Jim.