Three London Football Haikus

His name is Trevor.

Seems a very British name.

Well, ‘allo Trevor!

Along Edgware Road,

Montez mangias on shawarma.

Both white and red sauce.

(Note: Shawarma can be a three-syllable word, but I have never used more than two, so it’s writing in my colloquial.)

A bear in London,

is no werewolf of London.

Still, be wary, Jim.