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Coaches come to the Bears as smiling, positive guys vowing success. Remember when Matt Eberflus was introduced to the media at Halas Hall in January 2022 and joked, ‘‘What, no applause?’’
Uh, no.
Because those same coaches soon exit as baffled, babbling fools, wondering what kind of toxic car wash they just got ejected from.
It’s the Bears. That’s all you can say.
Sorry, guys. You were warned. It’s history. It’s the haunted mansion on the hill with the dressed-up corpse in the window.