Does anyone know a language specialist? Preferably someone fluent in Rich Gang-inese?
I’m asking for Kyle Long, who’s having trouble keeping up with the linguistics of the locker room turn-up. The Chicago Bears’ 26-year-old tackle tweeted a video Monday of wide receiver Josh Bellamy ravaging a song in the team locker room.
In short, Long has no idea what’s going on here:
How much money does a translator cost? pic.twitter.com/FmHWd3wAEp
— Kyle (@Ky1eLong) April 27, 2015
To be fair, Long was set up for failure in a number of ways here, the first being Bellamy rapping like he’s in the car with the music all the way up so no one can tell he only knows every other word.