In sports, as in life, you’re often known by your rivalries.
David had Goliath, Ali had Frazier, Godzilla had Kong. (Oh, and Mothra. And Rodan. Even King Ghidorah early on.)
But I digress.
In a world in which the stature of your rival defines your own worthiness, the Bears have . . . the Browns.
That’s some low-hanging fruit.
The Browns are to greatness as the chicken dance is to ballet.
How are these teams from different conferences even rivals?
As it happens in modern times, the Browns threw down the gauntlet on Twitter.