The NFL Draft has ended. It's over! I will eventually stop twitching when I hear someone brag about how their Big Board was marginally less wrong than everyone else's Big Board, but we'll get there, together. Congrats to every single NFL team, all of which got tremendous value from every single one of their picks. It's wild; each late-round pick this year was a steal. Just historic stuff.
And even though everyone's a winner before they make their new football players play football, an article called Winners and Winners just doesn't have the same fun ring to it.