Investigative journalism isn't for everyone. A keen eye is needed, and attention to detail can make or break a career.
For instance, here's a picture of Roger Goodell. More specifically, here's a picture of Roger Goodell's basement:
.@nflcommish basement is coming along nicely for 2020 #NFLDraft pic.twitter.com/UKP1QTtTAK
— Brian McCarthy (@NFLprguy) April 23, 2020
None of this is particularly surprising. The football books and grainy photos of old men sturdily shaking hands is exceptionally on-brand. But you'll note that, tucked away in the shadows of Goodell's tailored Brooks Brother oxford, triumphantly stands a bobblehead.