I haven’t slept in days. My house is flooded with garbage, my performance at my job is struggling, and my therapist is genuinely concerned about my inability to fixate from one specific thing.
Player ratings for the new ‘Madden NFL 23’ video game are coming out, and as a Bears fan, I am utterly disgusted with the overalls given to some of their key players.
My mom is telling me that I’m “overreacting to ratings that I can easily edit myself if I really wanted to”, and my two-year-old son explained that he is “concerned for [my] extreme reactions over such trivial information” and that I’m “showing signs of a much more serious issue that [I] will never admit to because [I’m] afraid that [my] admission of wanting help will be perceived as weakness”.