Leonardo DiCaprio pulled down this year’s Academy Award for Best Actor. Some thoughts here.
DiCaprio was up for Best Actor because of being mauled by a bear. And he wasn’t even actually mauled by the bear, which wasn’t even actually a bear, come to think of it. Good special effects. And DiCaprio’s pulling down $20 million for the gig, which let him do as many takes of those scenes as he needed for getting it right.
So here’s Denver Broncos quarterback Brock Osweiler — who was mauled in real life by one, two, three, four, five actual Bears in the Broncos’ Nov.