I’d like to apologize to the Bears’ defense for the Bears’ offense. I didn’t do anything wrong Sunday against the Panthers, didn’t throw a bad pass, didn’t design a game plan of purported intelligent design. But I’ll feel better if I say sorry.
I want to apologize for Nick Foles’ miniscule 5.1 yards per pass attempt, for the coaching that helped produce that and for the quarterback’s terrible interception in the third quarter. It was the dreaded ill-advised floater. It was Foles dressed up as Mitch Trubisky for Halloween.
I need to apologize for David Montgomery’s 3.