“Have you ever been to a Super Bowl, Staley?” Ryan Pace spun in his manager’s chair, popping corn nuts into his mouth and blasting “Girl on Fire (front office remix)” on his new surround sound system.
“Yes. 2006 season. Superbowl XLI. Bears vs Colts.”
“Besides that, though?”
“No. Just that. I was still in grade school in ‘85.”
“You’re gonna love it. The Bears are one easy win away from their first Super Bowl in over 10 years, and I am feeling it,” Pace continued, throwing a hot tamale in the air and catching it in his mouth.