It’s the same thing every time the Bears are on TV. You always know it’s coming, especially if it’s a national broadcast.
There are various ways to frame it, but they’ll invariably show some version of the epic list that haunts the Bears by showing that Justin Fields is their 32nd starting quarterback in 28 seasons.
But that’s superficial embarrassment.
True shame would’ve been bringing in Deshaun Watson to solve that problem.
One makes your eyes roll. The other stings your soul.
The Browns have been just as laughable at quarterback — Watson will be at least their 37th starter in the same span — and tried to stop the ridicule by trading for someone who has had 24 women file lawsuits against him alleging sexual assault during massage therapy sessions.