The reinvention of the Chicago Bears continues, and this time Ryan Pace is taking the rebuild to mythic proportions. Sources close to the team have confirmed that the Bears are trying to schedule a meeting with Peter Cottontail of Bunny Trail University.
In what a few considered a major snub, Cottontail was not invited to the NFL Combine. Some claimed it was because of his small size and others thought it was because his school failed to play any televised games, but accusations of species-ism were also raised. Nonetheless, at private workouts Cottontail has impressed.