Let's hope and pray that pudding pop mauls some Seahawks and gaps some holes for Herbert to run through.
We bow our heads:
Heavenly father, we ask you at this 18th day of our lord in August
that thou mayest grant Jenkins the fortitude and strength
to issue pancakes like a flapjack cook in a lumber town
that he may find it within him to show a pair
and demonstrate that great intelligence you have blessed him with
thank you Lord, you are beneficent and great. Amen