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Here’s the horror, people: The Bears will be featured on ‘‘Monday Night Football’’ — against the 11-2 Vikings — next week.
The whole world will watch this embarrassing, death-spiral team. OK, not the whole world, but holiday loungers, NFL fans, Bears devotees and rubberneckers who watch car-wreck videos because they think they’re funny.
The Bears are 4-9 and have lost their last seven games, sometimes in ways that are almost incomprehensible. They were beaten so badly Sunday by the 49ers that you wished a peewee-league slaughter rule were in effect.