Ryan Pace let his ringtone finish before picking up the incoming Wisconsin call.
Make ‘em go “Ah, ah, ah”
As you shoot across the sky-y-y
“Bryan. Gutekunst here. Did you read this morning’s paper?”
“I did. Can I clarify something? Did you just introduce yourself as ‘Brian Gutekunst,’ or did you call me Bryan, then introduce yourself as ‘Gutekunst’?”
“Good question. I called you Bryan. I go by Gutekunst. ‘Kunst for short.”
“I thought so. Actually, my name is Ryan. There’s no B.”
“Are you sure? I thought it was Bryan.