‘You’ve set us up to fail!’ Mia Fishel laughs as she and Chelsea team-mate Catarina Macario try their best to pronounce London tube stations.
‘Lie-cester square?’
‘Not quite.’
‘Lad-broke Grove?’
‘Lad-brook Grove’
Mia Fishel (L) and Catarina Macario (R) are Chelsea's newest recruits from San Diego
The pair played together on youth side San Diego Surf forging a bond that has taken them both to west London (Macario - back row, third from right; Fishel - front row right)
‘Marly-le-bone?’
‘Mah-lee-bun.’
‘What?’
It quickly becomes clear the Blues’ two new American stars are not going to get the hang of this.