Will the real Manchester United please stand up. Erik ten Hag keeps saying that his team are going in the right direction, but how can they when all they have done this season is wander around aimlessly in circles?
A week ago, the so-called form team in the Premier League were outclassed at Newcastle. In midweek, United beat Chelsea before celebrating a hat-trick of Premier League awards for November.
Here, on a rain-swept afternoon in Manchester, they stumbled to yet another humiliating defeat under Ten Hag as Bournemouth celebrated their first ever win at Old Trafford.