With a massive new weekly wage to burn through in Shanghai, Oscar treated himself to a little shopping trip earlier in the week.
Indeed, the former Chelsea man spotted a piano set up in the middle of the mall and decided to treat his fellow shoppers to a brief and impromptu recital.
Not bad, but we suggest that Oscar put aside a small portion of his vast salary to invest in a few piano lessons, if only to update his repertoire!
Chris covers the funny side of the game for ESPN FC in the Toe Poke blog.