Obviously gunning for a post-football career in professional wrestling, David Luiz laid the smack down as Chelsea's players made their way out for training on Friday.
Spotting Chelsea TV's Lee Parker recording a segment, the Brazilian defender hurtled into shot and sent the presenter tumbling with a textbook flying takedown.
Thankfully, Nathaniel Chalobah was on hand to count the three.
- Chelsea FC (@ChelseaFC) February 17, 2017
In fairness, Chelsea did have the good grace to check on Parker afterwards, with the reporter joking that his rehab was "going well".
Sadly, it would appear that his grass-stained suit didn't escape quite as unscathed.