There was the usual collection of hum-dinging centre-forward performances around at the weekend.
Harry Kane and Romelu Lukaku were decisive for Tottenham and Manchester United, Edinson Cavani scored a beauty on the turn for PSG, Luis Suarez thumped in another hat-trick, and Diego Costa bullied Sevilla into submission managing to assault both their centre-backs, pick up a booking, and score his team’s opening goal, all in 60 swashbuckling seconds.


It’s not that Chelsea’s No 9 is not as talented as the aforementioned.