Things might not be going Carmelo Anthony's way on the court these days, but at least the New York Knicks All-Star has something significant to look forward to: the release of his long-awaited (in these parts, at least) "Turtles by Melo" consumer products, the result of his partnership with Nickelodeon and appointment as the "creative director" of a line of offerings "inspired by" the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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Evidently, the creative direction in which Anthony would wants to go is "clothing and apparel for boys.