A look at North Carolina's All-Star predicament with a hand from Walter Sobchak.
This why we can't have nice things.
As At The Hive's Chris Barnewell already covered here, the NBA is deciding whether or not to remove next year's All Star festivities from Charlotte if the most recent legislation passed by Gov. Pat McCrory stands pat.
Allow the following clip to demonstrate our situation. The NBA will be played by Walter Sobchak (John Goodman), while North Carolina lawmakers will be collectively represented by the character, Smokey (Jimmie Dale Gilmore):
This isn't 'Nam, guys.