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Sorry I haven’t written in a while, but I’ve been too busy pulling my kicked-in testicles out of my groin. The news that Michael Kidd-Gilchrist is lost for the season with a torn labrum made me physically ill; it’s tragic on more levels than the Republican primaries. While Coach Steve Clifford was hastily reviewing his options to replace the irreplaceable MKG, I was working my way through my own options, which included: 1) praying, 2) curling in fetal position, 3) sobbing uncontrollably, 4) defecating my pants. Impossibly, ESPN’s Kevin Pelton somehow managed to out-dismal me in his analysis.