Ron Rivera is spending his vacation taking selfies with riverboats

On the weird, strange off-chance that Ron Rivera is reading this let it be known: Please take as many selfies with riverboats as you can. Let's keep them secret and then release a 2016 "Riverboat Ron with riverboats" calendar. We can workshop this title.

Ron, you have your people call my people and we'll make this work. Note: My "people" are three chihuahuas and they don't answer the phone. So maybe send a carrier pigeon or something.