Let’s get the good news out of the way first: The Panthers won yesterday.
Okay, now let’s talk about the game. Boy, that was ugly.
I’m still trying to figure out how the Panthers won that game. Wait, nevermind — I know how they did. The Rams were putrid on offense yesterday. Like, 2010 Panthers bad. The fans were screaming for Jared Goff to see his first action this season, so much that you could clearly hear it on the television broadcast. Apparently Jeff Fisher has a disability where he can’t hear those two words when they’re put together in the same sentence, because he totally ignored those cries for the #1 overall draft pick in a game where his offense had managed to put up a total of zero points in three quarters of football at home against a team who traveled from the east coast and were probably suffering from jet lag.