I solemnly swear that this article will not talk about Colin Kaepernick at all, except in the funniest of ways. But there will be some roasting... of Jalapenos.
This article will not be about Colin Kaepernick. He is the backup quarterback for the San Francisco 49ers, and we are not going to see much of him unless injury to Blaine Gabbert necessitates it. It doesn’t matter to me at all if he sits, stands, or kneels... because no matter what he does, his view from the bench is going to suck.
Could you imagine the alternate world where the Panthers overthought the 2011 NFL Draft and selected Blaine Gabbert instead of Cam Newton?