Welcome to this edition of “CSR Eight for the 8-ball” where we use the power of random chance to answer all your complicated Carolina Panthers questions! In this series, we poll a classic Mattel toy on a variety of topics, and will do so at different points throughout the season.
For those unfamiliar with the magic 8 ball, answers that give a “Yes” are more common than answers that give a “No.” There are also answers that are ambiguous, for those, we will just re-roll the question, and for kicks, throw in a hot take from the 2018 Carolina Panthers Take Generator.