Yes, North Carolina wide receiver Ryan Switzer can remember every single penalty.
Ooh, they irk him, you can see it. The way his eyes screw up and he smiles because he’s interviewing at the Senior Bowl and he’s being watched by hundreds of scouts and he’s supposed to smile, except it comes out a grimace.
Specifically, he can list the four that came on punt returns – the whistles that stopped him from tying or breaking the NCAA record for punt return touchdowns, set by Oklahoma’s Antonio Perkins and tied by Texas Tech’s Wes Welker.
He was close, too.