Friends, the NFL Draft is nothing more than educated guesswork. Because of this I have chosen to live in a beautiful place called Trade Down Island where the random crapshoot of the draft is understood, celebrated, and exploited for all it’s worth.
As the benevolent Dictator of Trade Down Island, and in preparation for the 2018 NFL Draft, I invite you to join me in living on my tropical football paradise. We have a pig roast scheduled for Wednesday where we will perform a ceremony with our shaman to ensure Marty Hurney trades down regularly – but smartly – while removing the concept of “trade up” from his brain.