So, we were all minding our own business on Thursday afternoon when this happened:
And as we were picking up our jaws off the floor, wondering how Peter Chiarelli has now managed to trade both of the top two picks from the 2010 draft while maintaining gainful employment, this happened:
And not even five minutes later, Uncle Bob struck again:
Take it away, Ron Paul:
Oh, by the way, the Hurricanes have no plans to re-sign Eric Staal.