The Carolina Hurricanes lost [insert pathetic score here] to the [insert opposing teams name here]. The [opposing teams name] were lifted by a decent performance by their rookie goalie [insert name here] whom the Canes just could not crack. Hurricanes coach Bill Peters made numerous questionable decisions [insert examples] and their goaltender Scott Darling gave up another goal that only he can do [insert #SCNotTop10 clip].
Fill in the blanks however you will. There are entirely too many ways to do that just based off of the 2017-2018 season alone. Ron Francis met his fate for this gong show, and it would be no surprise if Bill Peters met his as well.