What would the end of a season be without some awards to hand out? And the level of honour and prestige one gains from a blogger awarding them is often too much for the ego to handle. The level of celebrity that is often attained upon receiving these awards is what dreams are made of.
No, I won’t be handing out little die cast Esso-sponsored “Participation” medals because this is serious! These are serious awards, okay!?!
Without further ado, here are the first annual Scorch Awards™:
THE MICHAEL FERLAND IRRELEVANCE AWARD
Lame people might refer to this award under the traditional category of “MVP,” but to be a real MVP you have to be irrelevant.