As of now, the Calgary Flames are scheduled to play the Seattle Kraken on Thursday night in Seattle, the first time the two franchises have ever played each other.
A few weeks back, our pal Seth Rorabaugh (of Tribune-Review Sports in Pittsburgh) broke down the first goal the Penguins have scored against each and every NHL franchise.
Instead of actually watching Monday's game, I decided to look up who scored the Penguins' first goal against every other NHL franchise they have played.
It was a massive waste of time.