Today it was announced that Duncan Keith would be unable to play for Team Canada at the upcoming World Cup of Hockey. It was simultaneously announced that Jay Bouwmeester would be Keith’s replacement. I am not joking. Jay Bouwmeester. I immediately did a quick Internet search to confirm my belief that Jay Bouwmeester is in fact a left-handed shot. You know who else are left-hand shot defensemen that are Canadian and have not yet been named to the Canadian team? T.J. Brodie and Mark Giordano. Instead, Hockey Canada’s brain trust chose Jay Bouwmeester. Completely baffling. Let us dig a little deeper.