Was there a hockey game last night?
I mean, who knows? If two teams play a hockey game but nobody on the post-game radio call-in show talks about it, did it really happen?
The Calgary Flames allegedly dispatched the Ottawa Senators on Thursday by a 7-3 score. All substantiation of this “outcome” has been largely forgotten and supplanted by the white-hot discourse which began to resonate in Calgarian social circles mere minutes before the city’s clocks sounded 11 evening chimes.
Darryl Sutter is now the head coach of the Flames. He was not behind the Flames’ bench during their victory over Ottawa last night; instead, the team opted to announce the firing of previous bench boss Geoff Ward roughly an hour after his final win.