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Stanford band remains terrible, banned from 2015 road trips for hazing, sexual misconduct

Sadly, they'll still be at Big Game.

Hey, remember all those stereotypes about the Stanford band that you had about them being vapid, horrible, self-absorbed little sociopaths? Turns out you were right! They are all awful, self-destructive soulless automatons who deserve nothing more than the swift kick of your boot up their sagging petards.

The Stanford band will be banned for a year from taking trips on the road, essentially for being some of the worst people on the face of planet Earth. The reasons stem from recreational alcohol and drug use to sexual harassment and hazing.