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Say you're the Cal athletic director. What do you do with Sonny Dykes this offseason?

Say you are the Cal athletic director. What is your strategy this offseason for a certain head coach?

Avinash: First of all, I would rent out Memorial Stadium for nightly events in the offseason to pay off the debt while incurring daily NIMBY lawsuits. Kendrick Lamar concert? Random soccer friendlies? An abbreviated musical performance of the hit Broadway play Wicked? Let's do it.

What I'm trying to say is I would be a terrible, vindictive athletic director. I'd be the Caligula of Cal athletics, which is only a slight step up from Bob Bockrath.

I'd offer Sonny Dykes a one or two year extension as good services for dealing with the absurd mess he was given.