As a Jew, I am extremely comfortable with self-loathing. Now, me hating myself does not always have to do with my Judaism. And the Cal-Grambling State game today reminded me of this classic scene from Curb Your Enthusiasm (embedding inexplicably disabled).
So, why am I hating myself this week? It's very simple: I'm a self-loathing woodwind (i.e piccolo, sax, or clarinet). Hating myself because I am a woodwind? Dear Penthouse, I never thought it would happen to me.
When Ohio State rolled through with its combined total of zero woodwinds, I yawned and said "Wake me when you have a clarinet.