(^ Recommended listening during the article)
Rise, Cal fans! Like our sturdy and golden bear, I have been in hibernation since our valiant effort in Eugene. But however groggy, sleepy-eyed, and fatigued the spirit of California may be, it must turn over and reinvigorate itself; the season still continues. Without any action in Strawberry Canyon, the winds have only grown stronger and the cold more biting. Power and electricity were stolen from us like Mack Brown does with Rose Bowls.
But now, look to the horizon, for a new foe comes into town, bringing another opportunity to continue our PAC-12 ascension.