Water’s great. It’s more than half of your body. It’s nearly three-quarters of this planet. Everyone got all mopey when California had a drought. And another thing that’s great? Blankets. There are no more warmer thighs in my future, so blankets all I’ve got on chilly nights. Plus, there was that one comic book that was hella good. So when my classmates in high school called me “the wet blanket”, I knew it was the ultimate compliment—two great tastes that taste great together.
Well, that’s a random story that’s definitely not related to this post at all.