Back home.
Some weeks, the storylines write themselves. We have before us a win
or else kind of game, and if we're being truthful, the one that bowl
eligibility hinges on almost entirely. That's not an interesting promo
to write, because we already know all the notes to how that's supposed
to go.
Instead, I am filling this space with another one of my terrible Cal
song parodies -- intended for your amusement only; please don't try to
sing it because this song is one of those meant to be delivered only
by the original artist -- following the narrative arc of the last four
weeks.