A tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Bland’s just a loose end
Cheatin’ USC
Just a little coach
Small to say the least
Melton will not play
Tomorrow or today
Cheatin’ USC
When last we met, Cal faced a USC-team struggling with controversy. Coach Andy Enfield made the ever-so-brave decision to suspend leading scorer and rebounder Chimezie Metu for… an entire half. Unconfirmed sources report that Metu had volunteered for punishment via spanking except that a suitable copy of Forbes could not be located.