Hi everybody! Welcome to August, the month when it becomes socially acceptable to start thinking about college football again! Which, of course, didn't stop all of us social lepers from thinking about it all summer. Anyway. I've been a bit scarce around these parts (1st solo article since May 18th!) in part because there's not much to write about during the off-season, in part because my summer was more hectic than usual, and in part because I need time off from writing once basketball season ended. But the leaves are falling off of trees already, which means it's time to dust off the keyboard and pretend that I know more about college football than any other average fan.