By our dazzling "C"
And when we serpentine
Their red will turn to green
In our hour of victory!
Entering the second half of conference play on Saturday, the Golden Bears were a mediocre Pac-12 team. In the Pac-12, they were 6th in overall defense, 8th in overall offense. If you're particularly unlucky, that might get you 2-3 wins. If you're having what Lorenzo Romar's been drinking, that might get you 7 wins. If you're in Tennessee, that might get you a petition for your ouster. In the real world, that gets you a 4-5 record, sitting in the middle of the toughest Pac-12 ever.