Let's say you were running for President of "Hate Stanford Hard". What would be your campaign policy in a paragraph or two?
boomtho: My fellow Californians, we have heard a lot of hot air from Washington recently about entitlement reform. Now, I'm not going to wade into the thorny issues they're actually discussing, like Social Security and Medicare. Instead, I'd like to focus on a much more insidious and much more dangerous form of entitlement - that which occurs naturally in Stanford, California in the world's most sterile, unexciting college campus. As a state, we must take a stand for all that is good about California - public education, low tuition, a "real world" environment not designed to coddle a spoiled student body, an academic system that actually forces you to try in class and does not let you drop classes two weeks before finals, Nobel fuckin' laureates, an admittedly creepy cardigan-wearing Bear that drinks out his eye - and do everything in our power to defeat the Cardinal this weekend, next year, and forever.