One of the key, unique strengths of humans is pattern recognition. Don't worry, this isn't another edition of nerd-talk in the Golden Scholars. This might actually be a little bit worse as I make another layperson's attempt at breaking down film, this time from the defeat of the Oregon Ducks at the hands of the California Golden Bears and the re-acquisition of CGB North.
When I have to explain why I'm a football fan to people who dislike it, I always open that it's a terribly injurious sport and how the NCAA is a corrupt system that callously exploits its student-athletes, making it a guilty pleasure at best and a morally reprehensible system that has no place in the modern world at worst.