Here are some of my random thoughts. Random thought #1: We should declare our entire border with Mexico to be a military parade route. They could continually march along the border, turning around and going the other way each time they reach either the east or west end of the border. That way Trump gets border patrols and his parade all at the same time. They would need a couple of aerial tankers to refuel the fighters and bombers, but hey, what a show! And it would still be cheaper than his wall. I’m only joking.