The last two weeks I have been on a diet.
Since I know how annoying it is when people go to great lengths to describe their dietary choices (talking to you vegans), I’ll just say that my diet involves me eating significantly less food than I was before. It’s a radical idea but I feel much healthier after two weeks of the “you don’t always have to eat until it hurts” diet. However, I will say that I still want to all of the food in sight at every hour of the day.
The only thing that has distracted me from hunger is BYU football.