First, congratulations, (Name of Company)! Either through shrewd negotiation, or completely by accident because you did not realize Facebook had decided to give you this access until The New York Times called, you have successfully acquired all my personal data! I am sure that, like any good collector, you are wondering: What makes this addition to your portfolio special? What value does it bring?
(1) Search history: A rich, strange document with many twists and turns, this should make fascinating, even alarming reading for young and old. Running the gamut from "what is my temperature" to "warren harding sex letters" to "is it safe to eat partially cooked meat that has been left out for three hours" to "sexy young chester a.