Before he sold polyethylene storm sewers, Carl Chrabascz played professional basketball and lost every game.
Every single game. For months on end. He lost in Japan and he lost in Guam. He lost in Hong Kong and he lost in Singapore and he lost in New Zealand. He lost to a guy carrying a cat, and he lost to a guy wearing a hat. No, really.
Carl Chrabascz lost in front of a crowd in China that booed when a player on the other team, the winning team, pulled down Carl’s pants. Apparently they frown on public displays of underwear in China.